I’m just a crappy guy.
The following conversation did not actually happen:
“Have you ever seen Idiocracy?”
“No.”
“It’s funny. It’s about this average guy who gets frozen and then wakes up 500 years in the future and he’s the smartest person in the world because the whole world has become a bunch of rednecks and retards.”
“I go to bed every day and the same thing keeps happening to me.”
For the record, I don’t think parts of this country will have to wait 500 years to achieve Mike Judge’s vision of dystopia.
Or so I thought..
Palin recently said that the war in Iraq is “God’s task.” She’s even admitted she hasn’t thought about the war much—just last year she was quoted saying, “I’ve been so focused on state government, I haven’t really focused much on the war in Iraq.”
Palin has actively sought the support of the fringe Alaska Independence Party. Six months ago, Palin told members of the group—who advocate for a vote on secession from the union—to “keep up the good work” and “wished the party luck on what she called its ‘inspiring convention.’”
Palin wants to teach creationism in public schools.
Palin doesn’t believe that humans contribute to global warming. Speaking about climate change, she said, “I’m not one though who would attribute it to being manmade.”
Palin’s inauguration was even sponsored by BP.
Palin doesn’t even support abortion in the case of rape or incest.
Palin opposes comprehensive sex-ed in public schools. She’s said she will only support abstinence-only approaches.
As mayor, Palin tried to ban books from the library. Palin asked the library how she might go about banning books because some had inappropriate language in them—shocking the librarian, Mary Ellen Baker. According to Time, “news reports from the time show that Palin had threatened to fire Baker for not giving “full support” to the mayor.”
Apparently I have even less in common with hockey moms than I thought.
No one in this video has done any drugs. Least of all Whitney Houston. Thanks to Nancy Reagan.
(of course that isn’t true)